im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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