im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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