You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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