You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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