yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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