did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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