You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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