you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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