Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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