sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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