This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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