I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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