Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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