Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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