During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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