great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
