I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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