so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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