I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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