lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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