Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Randomize
