i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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