loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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