try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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