The maid of honor just puked.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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