Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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