You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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