Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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