I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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