I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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