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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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