I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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