I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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