Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she looked like the before picture.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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