she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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