This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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