Having a random hookup so left but love u
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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