Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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