My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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