I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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