i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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