that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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