I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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