school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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