Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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