Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I love you. Go after that dick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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