Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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