There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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