i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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