Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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