I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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