I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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