There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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