Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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