seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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